macarena-of-time:

i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

(via h0ttacos)

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

(via pizza)

shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like

(Source: jesuschristvevo, via happiness-overrated)

oomshi:

i literally have no energy to do anything anymore

(via happiness-overrated)

louistheking:

i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet 

(Source: rivercourts, via happiness-overrated)